The Kumkuat Korner

I checked my stats on my page and I am kind of surprised I have ONE faithful follower. ONE!!!  I know I have been pretty much MIA on my Korner and I did not expect anyone to read my random babble. But one person keeps coming back to my page. So I will say this to that one person who doesn't give up on me. THANK YOU!!!!  ( and I'm saying this with the largest font this writing thingy has ) You are my number one fan! (No really, you are cause no one else reads my stuff except you)  so  THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH ME AND WAITING PATIENTLY FOR ME TO RETURN TO MY ULTIMATE GREATNESS!!!  BECAUSE I,  QUEEN AWESOME,  HAVE COME BACK!!!  AND BACK FOR GOOD!!!

You know you feel old when you catch two high school teenagers having sex in the alley next to your apartment building. For a moment I thought that they were just some kids who like to hide behind our trash cans.  But no.  She was straddling him both fully clothed. AND STILL my mind refused to believe they were honking and tonking right there and then...seriously 25 feet away from me, CLEARLY not hidden at all from view since I could see both their heads!!! And then, she threw her head back and I lost it. They must have heard the explosion that went off in my head because they looked over and saw me just standing there staring and possibly creepy looking because I felt my head shaking like I was reprimanding them. They both fled of course, fumbling to put parts of their bodies back into their clothes. The boy pretty much glared at me since I had interrupted their little toss in the hay, or alley in this case. And through the whole process I'm still standing there, shaki...

So today I was at my friend's house. It's huge and has 2 huge plasma TVs on both floors. They also have a Wii (and other X boxes and whatever other great technology gamers use). Now I must admit, I am a nerd (brainiac) when it comes to technology, however, I have never, ever, in my childhood, ever had a Tv in my bedroom, nor any gaming systems kids in the 90's had. (Yes, I was born in the year 1990.) So while other kids were had nintendos and nintendos 360, and xbox and ps2 or whavever they own now adays, I was reading, writing, picking up strange hobbies and whatnot. Not playing game in the tv. So when my friend recently got me to play with her Wii, I was pretty much psyched at the advancement in the gaming system. For starters, we started our day with Just Dance 2 (no, not Lady Gaga's song). I have no ideah how they created this but basically you start off with a character in a costume according to the song. For example if it was an oldies song, the character wear a...

For the past 9 months, I have been super duper busy with things going on in my life... For a while I couldn't find for the life of me my password. Then I gave up, then I began writing again (on a personal note I have gotten rid of writers block!!! Whoo hooo) I will continue to post from now on. I have alerts on my NEW phone so that I can post everyday!! First Official post comming up!!

Well it might not be for the reasons you think. Okay, so here is the scoop. My friend from Monday's post forgot to send me the invite. That was okay cause I forgot too, (plus I wasn't really interested in something that wouldn't allow me to play FarmVille). So I was on Facebook harvesting my crops and chatting to another friend of mine of Facebook's new chat (which is retarded and annoying as hell as it constantly stays on all right sidebar that won't go away!). He mentioned another one of my friends and said that he needed to get offline for a second, before going on to his g-mail account and sending her an invite for Google +. Of course I asked him to send me an invite too. And now...... I HAVE A GOOGLE + ACCOUNT! WHOOO HOOOOO! Now when, I first got everything set up, I was a bit disappointed, because it looked like a weird version of a search engine. But then, I found all the amazing things you can do! I will post the videos here, that kinda helped me along m...

A few months ago, I was cruising through the interwebs (internet) and have come across a rumor about Google having the next best "Network." Personally, I thought it would be a bunch of crap considering there have been so many replicas of networking websites like the ULTIME popular ones: Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, and other lesser ones like hi5. This today, it came up as a subject while I was visiting a friend of mine. She confirmed it, since she got an invite for an application called Google + (Plus). Apparently, its going to be bigger than Facebook. (What a laugh! I mostly use Facebook to play FarmVille then talk to my friends. Will Google plus have FarmVille? Probably not. Hmmfh.) I asked my good friend to send me an invite. So soon I will judge Google Plus for myself!

A Prisoner from one of Mexico's (Chetumal, located east of the Yucatán Peninsula in Mexico) correctional facilities was visited by his girlfriend for a conjugal visit. You, know. A wham-bam-thank you ma'am sort of thing. Anyways, police officers were extremely suspicious of the girlfriend, who appeared to look nervous carrying a medium size suitcase, right after the visit. The guards stopped her and questioned her, only to find, her prison boyfriend, Juan Ramirez, in a fetal position inside the suitcase. Of course, now both the girlfriend and the boyfriend are in still in jail, (separately of course), with criminal charges dangling over their heads. How the hell did he manage to squeeze into that small suitcase?

So here is the scoop. For a while now, I have been unable to post anything on my blog. I was überly P.O. about the whole thing. And after several weeks of emailing the webmaster. I finally got the problem fixed! Yay! Thanks Webmaster! Anywho... I owe a lot of my readers millions of apologies and I want to thank you all for the patience. Now, coming up is a post!

Soooooo, a lot of stuff has happened in one week! (Dunn dunn duuuun) My mother has came back from Mexico but had to go to work right away on that same weekend. =[ The day AFTER my birthday, fricken jury duty filed for mistrial and decided to let all the jurors go. Great. Cause I had nothing better to do on MY birthday. But NOW I'm suddenly free. Bummer. Anyways, I celebrated (sort of) by going clubbing with my sexy mother and my smexy aunts at a chic club called  The Mayan . It's pretty big and amazing with absolutely great music all night long. My mother goes clubbing every weekend with my aunts and she finally gets to take me with her... yes, I wanted to stay home, but I let her badger me into a clubbing outfit that was totally cleavage revealing and short with some nice black pumps to show my awesome calves. The whole clubbing experience wasn't new to me. I mean my first clubbing experience was also with my mother and some of my cousins in Mexico. I was 14 with the ...

Well today is my birthday. A day of celebration and great achievement: I'm officially 21!! Yay! Now I get to go to bars and drink (not that I never drank at parties with my friends before cause I did) and go to Las Vegas and not get escorted out by security, because that has happened before. I was 16 and I was accompanying my mother to the slot machines. Thanks to my mother's side of the family, I have been gifted with really big boobs (since like middle school) and the shirt I was wearing has a low top. Not a single security guard stopped me, and I was even bold enough to sit down at a machine next to my mother's seat, almost in front of one of the security guards. Of course it wasn't until my father came, and like a true Jewish mother, scolded me on having my shirt too low. I rolled my eyes, walked to the room, and got put on a baggy t-shirt that covered my great assets. As soon as I stepped foot in the slot machines, I was hounded by two security guards right aw...

Happy Mothers Day! I never forget Mother's Day, because it always manages to land on my birthday or my birthday week. So I'm constantly fighting my mother for attention (not that hard but still I try). For example, last year, my birthday was EXACTLY on MOTHER'S DAY . And to top it off, I was really sick that day. My boyfriend at the time, came to wish me and my mother a happy day, but I was asleep. He arrived at 10AM. I didn't wake up until 4PM. Not that I wanted to. Just that I woke up at 7 in the morning and has a nasty fever and cough and sore throat, and couldn't even hear from either ear, and every time I swallowed, it felt like I was trying to swallow a cactus. So my dad gave me a medicine that totally knocked me out cold for hours. Anyways, I want to thank every mother in this world, big or small, furry or bald, human or animal, doesn't matter who she is or what she is, she is a mother. You deserve this day. Hell, you deserve a year, but that wouldn...