The Kumkuat Korner

I am chaos, I destroy all in my path. I am stupidity, I affect everyone. I am devastation, I bring nothing but shattered dreams. I am war, I spill blood in your lands. I am misery, I will bring all of you down. I am anger, I can blind you with buried wrath. I am lust, I make you dizzy with desire. I am the plague, I bestow it to everyone close to me. I am poverty, I can be seen on the street everyday. I am sorrow, I can make you cry. I am greed, I make friends turn against each other. I am hate, I will exist forever. I am depression, I come after happiness. I am fear, I swear to be always with you. I am infidelity, I happen to everyone who want something new. I am starvation, I carry a weightless burden. I am jealousy, I fill your head with doubts. I am human, I make mistakes. Written by Lady Kumkuat

So a recent study shows that Scottish lovers are more passionate than English lovers. On a scale of 1 (being I'd get More Action From a Robot)   to  10 (being Toe Curling and Amazing so Lets do it Again)  " Scottish men earned a near-perfect nine for their passion and their kissing skills . English men, on the other hand, scored a measly 5 for passion, and a barely-better six for their attempts at lip-locking. " The results?  " On average, Scottish men scored 7.7 out of 10 across 11 categories, while English men only scored 6.2 in a survey of almost 1400 female members of a dating site." Not only are Scotsmen a heart-warming nine for their romantic efforts , but also an eight for their sense of humour and their generosity . Need more convincing? Scotsmen last long in bed as well as their level of expertise and are pretty skilled if you know what I'm sayin'. Scottish accents ranked higher than English accents. I mean you HA...